Male Nude

After all, men are driven toward women with naked bodies." "That's slot of crap," she told him. "And from here on in, I'm going to buy male nudes." "If you keep this up much longer," be warned her, "I'm going to step out of this house." "Would you care to remove all those years of Playboy?" she asked. "That's a literary magazine," he said. "And I enjoy reading the articles." "Well, if that's true, honey," she said, "you won't mind if I tear out all of the nude pictures." "Don't you touch those," he said fiercely. "You see," she said, "I touched a raw nerve. You're looking at those women and committing mental masturbation." "How do you know what I'm doing?" he demanded. "Well, it's very easy to see, honey," she said. "That look in your eyes when you're looking at those dames means only one thing. You're fucking them mentally." He didn't haves comeback for that, but he warned her, "I say a man is a man and a woman is a woman. And that's it. And if you try to confuse your role, honey, I've got news for you, I'm through." "Well, isn't that nice," she said. "If I want the same rights and privileges that you have, it's all over ...»