Perceptions of Manufacturers and Designers The Role of the In-House Industrial Designers in the Turkish Industry.

We ought to be very grateful that we have tools. Millions of years ago people did not have them, and home projects were extremely difficult. For example, when a primitive person wanted to put up paneling, he had to drive the little paneling nails into the cave wall with his bare fist, so generally the paneling wound up getting spattered with primitive blood, which isn’t really all that bad when you consider how ugly paneling is to begin with. Special Cautionary Procedure for Those of You Who Choose to Disregard My Advice and Use a Power Saw, You Fools 1. With the saw off and all the power in the house off and the power lines completely detached from the house, place the piece of wood you want to cut near the saw. 2. Leave the room and have the power turned back on. (WARNING: Never attempt to turn on the power yourself! Have one of your children do it.) 3. Have the power turned back off and peek into the room, wearing industrial goggles. If you see any signs of movement from the saw, fire a few rounds at it from a small-caliber revolver, such as you might use to unclog a toilet (see Chapter 4, “Plumbing”). If you see no signs of movement, have one of your remaining children retrieve the piece of wood ...»