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HOST: Let’s go to another caller. You’re on the air. CALLER: Hi. I’d like to talk about President Reagan’s economic plan. HOST: Thank God. CALLER: It seems to me that people are being too quick to criticize the President’s plan, before it has had a chance to ... Oh no! (In the background is the sound of a door lock being shot open with a .35 7 magnum.) CALLER: Denise! (More shots, screams) HOST: Well, that concludes today’s version of “You Get to Talk on the Actual Radio.” Tune in tomorrow, when we’ll explore the situation in the Middle East. What To Ban On Video I keep reading these stories about these towns that want to ban video arcade games, as if these games were part of the International Communist Conspiracy. You know: POND SCUM, ARKANSAS—The town council in this small pig-farming community voted tonight to ban video arcade games on the grounds that they are a threat to the moral fiber of the town’s youth. “The youths in this town barely got any moral fiber left to speak of, and I blame these here video games,” charged Council President Lionel B. Sparge. “When I was a youth, Pond Scum didn’t have no video games, and we found plenty to do. For example, we’d stand around and spit ...»