Along the River During the Qingming Festival

WHAT TO SEE IN BELGIUM: They have a bunch of buildings. WHEN TO GO: This Wednesday would be good. But not next Monday, because Belgium has a dental appointment. It is also closed during the festival of the Six Kinds of Mustard. FACTS AT A GLANCE Currency Unit: The Pfarthing Height: Average Motto: Dieu et Droit Pour La Veritd (“I Spit On Your Zither”) Favorite Song: “Mustang Sally” Bulgaria There’s always plenty to see and do in Bulgaria! Denmark Denmark (also called “Norway”) is best known as the original home of the prune Danish as well as the Vikings, who Wore hats with horns sticking out of them, and for a very good reason: they were insane. But this did not stop them from being bold mariners who actually reached North America before Columbus did, although they were stripped of the title when blood tests revealed that they had used steroids. Modern-day Denmark is a tourism wonderland, boasting a year-round average temperature of 14 degrees Centipede (108 degrees Richter). The most famous city is Copenhagen, where Hans Christian Andersen wrote such pioneering children’s classics as Horton Hears a Whom and The Ugly Teenaged Mutant Ninja Duckling ...»