Portuguese Wine

Howard went on, "Thanks to American aid, the Portuguese have been well supplied with napalm. When things get too hot down south if you'll pardon the pun the poor bastards cross over the border and spend a little time with their Yankee cousins." Penny was the first to respond, with an audible, "Wow!" Carol, smiling, reassured her with, "Don't worry about it, hon, as long as you stick pretty close to Mgoro village, you'll be okay." "Yeah, that's right," added Howard. A minute or two of silence passed as the foursome polished off the remainder of the langouste. Finally, Carol said, "Actually, the biggest surprise you're apt to encounter is the nudity…naked breasts are de rigueur you expect them. But " "But, the Mgoro consider it unhealthy to leave the penis covered," added Howard. - Doug managed a wan smile. Penny stared red-faced at her empty plate. "A bead belt and a pair of leather sandals, and they're ready to go to market," continued Carol, with a sip of wine. Then, "Now get ready for this one, kiddies. Mgoro is no nudist colony an erection is considered to be the biggest compliment a Mgoro boy can pay to any woman he encounters!" A wry smile spread across Howard's face. "And the Mgoro are noted for their big compliments!" Penny nearly spewed a mouthful of wine on the table ...»