Mama of Dada Beatrice Wood:

The morning your sister was born (в то утро, когда твоя сестра была рождена), the first sight I saw was a beautiful star (прекрасная звезда), so I named her morning-star (Утренняя Звезда). But why do you ask me such a question (но почему ты задаешь мне такой вопрос), two-dogs-fucking? (Две-Трахающиеся-Собаки)" The youngest son of a great Indian chief went to his father and asked, "Oh father, how did you choose the names for your three children?" The great chief replied, "My son, when your older brother was born, the first sight I saw after the moment of his birth was a bear running through the woods; so I named him running-bear. The morning your sister was born, the first sight I saw was a beautiful star, so I named her morning-star. But why do you ask me such a question, two-dogs-fucking?" But why do you ask me such a question? A black family went to the zoo (семья чернокожих пришла в зоопарк) and stopped in front of the cage with the elephant (и остановились перед клеткой со слоном). The young son (маленький сын) asked his mother, "Mama, what's that thing hangin' off dat (= that) elephant? (мама, что это за вещь, которая болтается у того слона)" "That's his tail, son (это его хвост, сынок)." "No, mama, dat other thing! (это другая штука)" "Oh, that's his trunk, son (о, это его хобот, сынок)." "No, mama, dat other thing between his legs! (между его ногами)" "Uh, that's nothin' (= nothing о, это ничего)," replies the mother ...»