Ранец школьный "Crazy Dog"

I left the studio a very happy, very wealthy girl. "Wow, Wally," I said once we were back in his car. "That sure is some crazy dog food…" Wally smiled at me. "You haven't seen anything yet. Wait 'til you taste their rack of lamb persillade or the pigeon farci bohemienne, and then talk to me about crazy…" "Hey, I really don't get it," I told him. "I mean, I can understand the skimpy bikini… sex sells things… but haute cuisine dog food?" "Look, Polly, it has to do with the survey my ex-employers did for Gourmet Pooch's parent company, Philo Phoods Ltd, but the real news flash has been in the papers for months. Who do you think actually eats all those tons of Puppy Nuggets, Dog Burgers, Bowser Banquet…?" "Oh," I said, seeing the light. "You mean dog food is really for people. I read those articles about the old folks on Social Security…" "Sure you did. So did the directors of Philo Phoods. That's why they got us to do a consumer research project, to see if it was only old folks … to get a line on their market. "We found out that just about everybody, age and race and location-wise, dips into the liver and kidney now and then ...»