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Dave Barry’s Only Travel Guide You’ll Ever NeedBut the greatest camping fun comes at night, when everybody gathers around the campfire and sings campfire songs. Some of our “old family favorites” include: I’ve Been Workin’ on the Railroad Oh, I’ve been workin’ on the railroad, With a banjo on my knee. We will kill the old red rooster We will kill the old red rooster We will kill the old red rooster And you better not get in our way. Michael Row the Boat Ashore Michael row the boat ashore, Alleluia! Michael row the boat ashore, Alleluia! Michael row the damn boat ashore, Alleluia! Lenore threw up in the tackle box. Camptown Races Camptown ladies sing this song: Doo-dah, doo-dah Camptown ladies been off their medication And they are none too fond of the old red rooster, either. After the singing, it’s time for Dad to prepare the children for bedtime by telling them a traditional campfire story. To qualify as traditional, the story has to adhere to the following guidelines, established by the National Park Service: 1. It has to begin Many Years Ago when some people camped Right in This Very Forest on a night Exactly Like Tonight. 2 ...» | Код для вставки книги в блог HTML
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