Barbie as the Island Princess

Index Bazooka bubble gum, 47 Bra Strap Research Center, 29 Clam goaders, 48 Cleaver, Beaver, 14 Deviled Egg Transporter, 27 Elephant Man’s Disease, 6 Esplanade, Victor, 50 Flag, Capture the, 42 Giant albino turkeys, 19 Godzilla, 73, 74 Guard, Right, 16 Harriet, Ozzie and, 17 Helmsley, Leona, 33 Indonesian Fighting Snake, 82 Jell-O, 26 Karamazov, Brothers, 6 LeGume, Baron, 30 LeGoon, Dwayne R., Jr., 49 Lodge, Out O’Town Motor, 78 Loins of Passion, 30 Marcos, Ferdinand and Imelda, 80-81 Mayonnaise, XI Mongolian Death Flu, 51 Mutant argument topics, 67 National Rifle Association, 43 Nature, Mother, 22 Pancreas, rat, 10 Perot, H. Ross, 33 Pez, 48 Planet of the Ideal Women, 27 Pope, the, IX Princess Diana, having a wedding as nice as, 46 “Pumpkin Surprise,” 47 Roni, Zoo-, 74 Sea Cucumber Island Resort, 56-57 Secretion, Compound Annualized Rate of, 62 Service, Internal Revenue, 26 Seuss, Dr., 74 Sin, living in, 13-14 Somebody, Archduke, 66 Squid, having sex with, X Staff, joint Chiefs of, 27 Strategic Defense Initiative, 71 Strychnine, IX Summer Bosom Camp, 24 Taylor, Elizabeth, 36 Trumpets, having sex with, 85, 87 Tupperware, hurling, 14 Tupperware, role in sex act, 27 Urchins, sea, 7 Whip, Cool, 20 Whitman, “Slim,” 82 Wipes, Handi-, 45 World Series, IX Ziggy, 62 Zippos, 3 ...»