Artin–Mazur zeta function

So I had six aspirin and three Cokes, one right after the other. First, I took aspirins and then a Coke, then we dissolved two aspirins in a Coke and I took that, and then I took a Coke and two aspirins. Each time the idiots who believed it were standing around me, waiting to catch me when I fainted. But nothing happened. I do remember that I didnБЂ™t sleep very well that night, so I got up and did a lot of figuring, and worked out some of the formulas for what is called the Riemann-Zeta function.) БЂњAll right, guys,БЂ«I said. БЂњLetБЂ™s go out and get some benzine.БЂ«They got the henzine ready, I stuck my hand in the water in the sink and then into the benzine and lit it БЂ¦ and it hurt like hell! You see, in the meantime I had grown hairs on the back of my hand, which acted like wicks and held the benzine in place while it burned, whereas when I had done it earlier I had no hairs on the back of my hand. After I did the experiment for my fraternity brothers, I didnБЂ™t have any hairs on the back of my hands either ...»